Monday, April 28, 2008

Modus operandi!!!

Some of the strategies guys follow to propose a girl

Strategy no. 1 – "சோனா! ஓஹ்ஹ் சோனா..."

  • See a girl.
  • Befriend her.
  • Then invent some story that you love someone else so deeply and tell her just one line of your invention (most of the girls are crackpots, they’ll believe!!! And its an old technique to make the girl feel secure)
  • Obviously the girl will be so much interested to know more about your so called girlfriend.
  • Result – you both will tend to become close friends.
  • Start writing verses n poems on that imaginary character and send it to her.
  • She may even start giving u some tips and tricks for your love. (யானை தானே தன் தலையில மண்ண வாரி போடறது இது தான்!)
  • Finally tell her that that the girl you love is actually her and leave her totally perplexed!!!

Strategy no 2 – நீ வருவாய் என (Legacy technique)

  • See a girl.
  • First start contacting her through orkut or some common friends
  • Start scrapping in orkut
  • Slowly place a g-talk request
  • Then start mailing/chatting frequently
  • Try to get her phone no. casually
  • Then start asking her to meet somewhere outside every now and then
  • Try the previous step like ghajini till the girl finally accepts (no other go for her)
  • After the meeting, call her daily over phone and start, “then, wat else, hee hee”
  • Finally on one fine day, tell her through all possible indirect ways that you love her.
  • Result – wat else? Get nice scolding from her and start again from step 1, ofcourse with a new girl.

Strategy no. 3 – பளேட்ட திருப்பு

  • See a girl
  • Become her friend
  • Start talking all crap things to her.
  • One day start a topic abt girlfriends and crushes.
  • Tell her that she s ur crush/ love.
  • See how she reacts.
  • If she gets angry, tell her, “hee hee, you believed? I was just kidding :-)”
  • Also act as though u r really angry on her, tell her, “how can you ever think of me in such a way? I was just kidding yaar, how can u think of me like this? நம்ம அப்படியா பழகி இருக்கோம்???” (அடிச்சான் பாரு பல்டி, எல்லாம் போன ஜென்மத்து பழக்கம் தான்!!!)
  • Tell her all possible close friend, true friend dialogues and close the chapter. (again some crackpot girls will believe this too!!!)
  • Btw, if she accepts??? Well...I’ve never heard of such stories so far ;)

So Guys, follow some different strategies and Gals, Beware!!!

Note: Any resemblance to real life incidents are definitely not coincidental ;)


Anonymous said...

Nalla thaan irukku experiences.. but madam, these are very basic strategies.. Innum neraiya stock irukku... "Dhinam oru Strategy"nu SUN TV'la program start pannina, adhukku mudive irukkathu!!!
but these are sweet!

Divyapriya said...

edho kelvipattadhe ezhudhi irukken :-)

Smriti said...

pindra po ! i have no words to say ! Your experiences are indeed WILD !!!!

Rathna Kumar said...

seri ilaingo!!
ithukku counter attack ah naan oru post poduraen.
But girls oda Modus operandi is too strategic. What all they do to avoid a guy as well as if they are crazy, wat weird things they talk?
eg, oru pudicha paiyan ah dog nu solrathu
eg, meet room la irukkura company mission statement ah first time paarkura mathiri paarkurathu..

Ithu elaam girls ku theriyaatha enna.. pasanga konjam weak and thats why all these :)

Divyapriya said...

@ rathu

//eg, oru pudicha paiyan ah dog nu solrathu//

excuse me, some spello here...ஒரு புடிச்ச பையன dog ன்னு சொல்ல விடாம தடுக்கறது...that wud be right :))

//meet room la irukkura company mission statement ah first time paarkura mathiri paarkurathu.. //

நான் சொன்னத எங்கிட்டயே போட்டு காட்றியா? எதாவது புதுசா யோசிங்க முனி sir :))

FunScribbler said...

ஹாஹா...எப்படிங்க இப்படிலாம் யோசிச்சு...சான்ஸே இல்ல போங்க:)

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